I Have a Brazilian!

Two of them, in fact.

At least, according to this map from Google Analytics.

Now, I should point out that neither my esteemed visitor from Porto Alegre (in the south) or Teresina (in the north) stuck around very long, nor did they read much. That makes sense, of course, as this blog is not written in Portuguese, and as I have learned from past experiences, online translators aren't always very accurate.

See, THIS is why the Internet was invented. Not to spread information between academics, not to improve the outlook of the porn industry, not even to allow presidential candidates to raise ungodly amounts of money. No, the Internet was invented because visionaries like Tim Berners-Lee knew that someday in the future, idiots in Missouri would want to know whether people from other nations cared about the crap they spouted.

And now I know that they do not.