Words to Live By

I have decided that whenever someone asks me, "What the hell is wrong with you?" I'm going to start responding with, "Hey, chicks dig that shit." So, the next time I try to eat a napkin and someone asks me what planet I come from, I'll just say, "Hey, chicks dig that shit."

You try it. I think you'll find the same success I hope to.

Also, funny portmanteaus, in order of funniness:
3 - Vurp - A chunky burp.
2 - Shart - a chunky fart.
1 - Snart - A sneeze and fart at the same time.

Don't laugh - I've seen the last one. It was really weird. And it was my mom.