Pick a Card - any Oozing, Gooey Card

So, a study came out recently (today, maybe?) that said that 25% of New Yorkers have herpes. You know, that sexually-transmitted open-sores-around-the-naughty-parts disease? Like cold sores around your wingwang or hoo-hah (because it is cold sores around your wingwang or hoo-hah)?

Yeah, that's the one.

The thing is, I know five people in New York.

What this means, probabalistically, is that one and one-quarter people I know in NYC have leaky scabby spots around their not-supposed-to-be-leaky-or-scabby-bits. And I honestly have no idea who they could be.

The suspense is killing me!