Just a Quick Question
Why is Arianna Huffington famous?

My name is Brian and I'm a big fat dork.

(Brian's note: This was posted by Kirsten. Apparently, she knows my password.)

Straight From the Girlfriend's Mouth
Just as a recap, I originally started this weblog with the sole purpose of putting up snippets of IM conversations...of course, this was two years ago, and I don't think I've had more than 5 conversations of any length on IM since then.

That being said, I still think this is as good a place as any to put up good quotes, when they happen. That's right, loyal reader - this is an up-to-the-minute quoteboard. Minus the magic marker, of course.

So today I was playing a MUD (multi-user-dungeon, basically DnD with a higher dork factor because it's online), and I decided to also play one of my favorite online Flash games, which Kirsten thinks sounds like two monkeys having sex. So, of course, its nickname in our apartment is "the sex game."

I told her I was going to play it (she's next to me at her own computer, mind you), and she said, "www.sexgame.com!" Turns out that's a sex search engine. Who knew?

And there's a link for "impotence," which I mentioned. And thus, we have the point of this post:

"They have IMPOTENT porn?"

Yeah? So What

Because I'm too lazy to actually update, I'll just steal a link from someone else.

Here's a clickable version of the classic game Lemmings, which you might remember from the early 90s.
Link

Leaning to the Side of Lenient
So, Major League Baseball has been touting its new steroid policy to anyone and any group that would listen, and even more that wouldn't. Previously, testing wasn't really as random as we'd believe, and the punishments were a joke. Now, testing really IS sort of random, and the punishments are merely mildly humorous.

That said, should a player be punished for steroid use if he or his team is not really that great?

Alex Sanchez Tests Positive

Maybe we should let the kid off the hook. After all, he's playing for the Devil Rays.