Yeah, it's that Serious

You ever try feeding a baby? It's difficult - all of those jokes about kids getting more gmisch on themselves than in their stomachs are true. They might actually be understated.

So I'm paying bills online (did you know you can do that? Technology is awesome!), and from over my shoulder in the dining room, I hear this:
"Here comes the train! ChuggachuggachuggachuggaWOOOOWOOOO!"
*beat*
"Oh no! The tunnel is closed! Look out! WOOOO WOOOOO!"
*beat*
"Lorelei, people died!"