Fundamental Truths of the Day
Potstickers are awesome.

People who say otherwise are stupid.

Best ESPN Column This Year
It's called Uni Watch, and it gives all sorts of smart-ass comments about the spring training uniforms (hence the name) from Major League Baseball.

For quick humor: Check out this jersey from the 1978 Cincinnati Reds. It's a tribute to St. Patrick's day. As an aside, so are this and, for alcoholics, this.

Yeah, I'm Hyper
So far today, I've had two cups of coffee and a 22-oz soda. I've got so much caffeine in my system I'm afraid I'll submlimate.