A quick apology
I owe an apology to Scott Podsednik, mentioned briefly below in my rant on how the Brewers must suck.

He's actually a decent player. Perhaps it's just my East-coast bias coming out.

EDIT: Congratulations are in order for Matt Morris, the Cardinals' starting pitcher today. He just gave up a 2-run homer to Ben Grieve, a guy who went yard FOUR TIMES all of last season, and now already has his first of the year.