Wait...Where does this Train go Again?

After seeing yet another person (probably my third this week, and easily my 10th this month) get confused by the knowledge that there are two different metrolink lines, with two different sets of destinations, I am tempted to oppose any future metrolink expansion on the grounds that St. Louisans, are just too dumb for light rail.

Honestly, I wonder how the hell people can still be confused by MetroLink. THERE ARE GIANT EFFING MAPS BEHIND YOU. LOOK AT THE PRETTY RED AND BLUE LINES AND SEE WHICH ONE GOES TO THE STOP YOU WANT, YOU HALF-WITTED MONKEY SCROTUMS. THEN GET ON THE TRAIN WITH THE PRETTY SIGN THAT MATCHES THE PRETTY COLOR ON THE GIANT....EFFING...MAP.

There are signs on the walls. There are maps. There are destination signs on the trains. There are help phones. There are people all around you. There's a security guard at most stations.

Honestly, the only logical explanation for people to still be as frequently-confused by the MetroLink is that we, as a region, are idiots. We shouldn't be allowed to use knives and forks, or to wear neckties, or even to take a leak. After all, if those things can happen to SMART people, imagine what would happen to us here in the Ess Tee Ell!

Dumbasses.