Yet Another Good Reason to Learn Japanese

Besides finally being able to understand what's going on in those tentacle porn movies, I mean.

Not that I watch those. Or know what it is. Or have ever heard of it.

Look! Behind you! A well-timed diversion!

*phew*

Moving on, I discovered this YouTube video today, while I'm supposed to be hard at work on my business trip to Pittsburgh.

It's like a Japanese version of Josephine!