Manbits Not Welcome Here

Some of my loyal reader(s) may remember ESPN's Sean Salisbury being suspended for a little while after passing his cell phone around and asking ESPN's female interns to take a look at his junk.

First off, let me just say that that's not how it's done. Just drop your pants, dude; don't do it halfway.

Secondly, if you're REALLY that impressed with your wingwang, the least you could do is take a picture with a decent high-res camera, not some 1.3-megapixel digital daguerreotype. Your penis deserves at least that much respect (at least according to you).

Apparently, a much-less-malevolent version of the same thing happened just the other day to Chris Cooley, Washington Redskins tight end. He meant to take a picture of the game plan for their contest against the Saints.

He accidentally photographed, then posted on the internet, his genitals. Oops.

The best part of the story, though, is his apology statement, which includes this tidbit:
"The picture wouldn't have been up for so long, but we were in the middle of winning a big game."

Well, the guy knows what his priorities are, anyway.