Well, That's Disappointing

There is, in fact, a day called "Worldwide Go Topless Day." It's not a holiday like Stay Away From Seattle Day, which was in fact designed to help Seattle (September 16th), or Multiple Personalities Day (March 5th).

In fact, it's not even about going topless, which is why I'm so disappointed that the day exists at all.

It's about taking the top off of your Jeep Wrangler.

I feel like I've been lied to my whole life, or at least since I first heard about this stupid thing (which, truth be told, was around 8:45 this morning).