I'm Glad She Won't Stop Talking

This evening Kirsten and I were on our way to Borders, and we were talking, for some idiot reason, about the movie Beetlegeuse.

Anywho, after confusing Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman for the hundredth time (still funny, by the way), we both realized around the same time that the wife in the movie was played by Olympic hopeful Geena Davis. Kirsten, in her own sweet way, said, "Geena Davis has a face like a horse!" in exactly the same way as she might have said, "Geena Davis hit on my husband!" Say that out loud, it's funnier that way.

Anyway, as we're walking through the parking lot to the store, she then says, "And Sarah Jessica Parker has a face like a foot. It's like a foot! With a great big corn for her nose!"

Pause.

"Or maybe a bunion."