Warren Jeffs, She Ain't (Thank God)

Overheard in Brian and Kirsten's house: "Go Chase....do it with the cancer girl, oh yeah."

-Kirsten, In response to Dr. Chase on House kissing a nine-year-old terminal cancer patient (to be fair, she was all weepy and saying, "I'll never kiss a boy." So it's not really pedophilia, so much as a sign that Chase needs better dates.