Best. Idea. Ever.

If I do say so myself.

Ladies and gentlemen (though admittedly mostly the gentlemen), I give you my finest idea ever, the culmination of minutes of thought, the Mount Everest on the tortured landscape that is my mind...
The Bikini Barbecue Car Wash.

Men, generally, like girls in bikinis.

Men like cars, and especially like clean glossy cars that show off how much they don't care if women think they're compensating. So, the bikini car wash was born. It's a great fundraiser for cheerleading squads, high school bands, and down-in-the-dumps pornographic film production companies. Admittedly, the audience is a little creepy and frequently consists of beer-swilling tattooed men in pickup trucks, but that's to be expected, I think.

Generally, men also like barbecue. Oddly enough, if you say "Free barbecue!" you'll get a bit of a beer-swilling tattoo-sporting pickup-driving overlap with the bikini car wash crowd.

I was driving down the road the other day and passed a pretty girl (clothed) holding up a sign that said, "BBQ!" on the side of the road.

I came up with two ideas: one, she and her friends could coat my car in barbecue sauce and rinse it off, but that would be stupid. And it would leave me hungry, which would also be stupid.

Or two: The bikini car wash could come with a barbecue pulled-chicken sandwich. Just pull up, shell out your money, and get a car wash, a show, and manfood all at once.

Bonus for the purveyors of said car wash: Wet-naps are an extra $5.