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Today's center story on FoxNews.com:
Tsunami Aid Held Up
Plane hits cows, closing Sumatra airport
-Powell Pledges Solidarity

That's right, ladies and gentlemen. The man who lied to the UN, not knowing it was a lie, and the man who was once Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, pledges solidarity with our cow friends, and promises to bring down the Axis of Evil: Oxen, Buffalo, and Chickens.