Men are From Mars, Women are From College Gameday
Men, as Kim Carnes tells us, love "Bette Davis eyes." Sort of like this:

To be completely honest, I don't know why we should. She just doesn't have "it." She does, however, have a case of African Sleeping Sickness, from the looks of things.

Now, since men and women generally want different things, does that mean that women are likely to enjoy gazing into Lee Corso eyes?


Chicks love the beetle. Oh, yeah.