Am I the Only Person Thinking This?
Wellsir, looks like old Sandy Berger's screwed up a little bit.

Yessiree, Berger visited them there National Security Archives and took a few classified papers out, on a couple'a differ'nt visits, even goin' so far as to stuff a few confidential memorandums inta his socks.

It don't take a genius to figger out that he's plum ruint his career in national security. Not that it matters much, since he was Condoleeza Rice right before Condoleeza herself was. Mmm hmm. And I don't reckon he'll be invited to the Archives Christmas Party this year, either. That's a shame, too, what 'cuz it's usually a nice shindig there. I hear they don't scrimp on the whisky, 't least. Only thing worse'n a former gov'ment employee stealin' classified lit'rature is watered-down whisky.

But ain't nobody brought this one up, neither, and I think it's the most obvious explanation, short of Berger eatin' a few funky fungi:
He's obviously been turned. He's a spy. He's Benjamin...what's his name? Benedict? Benedict Arnold, he is.

Now, normally I'd blame this one on the Reds, but since the Russkies' empire o' communistic glory fell and all, it's hardly fair to lay this coal on an organization what don't exist, that bein' the KGB.

So that leaves, really, only one country that could possibly be innerested in the paperwork that Sandy Berger done took out a' them archives. It's simple when you boil it down:
What's the country that most o' them terrorists enter this great land from?
What's the country with the most to lose by acknowledging that terrorists get into the US of A from within it's own soveriegn borders?
What country ain't really sovereign at all, but pretends it is just to be contrary?

That's right.

Canada.

Sandy Berger is a spy for them pseudo-commie, Rush-lovin', Mike-Meyers-breedin', not-understandin'-irony-but-still-claimin'-that-rain-on-your-weddin'-day-is, tree-huggin' frostbiteniks up north.

I can't believe nobody done thought of that earlier. Now. Where's my chaw?