Charlie Hustle = Johnny McWager
According to sources close to his new book, Pete Rose is apparently going to admit publicly, for the first time, that he gambled on baseball during his stint as a major-league player and manager, in what is an apparent attempt to get himself re-instated and eligible to work in baseball again.

I say good for him. But the problem is, what's next? Who is left in the sports world to admit that they cheated at something? Bill Romanowski?

Oh.