I'm back!
Yeah, back in the good ol' S T L. Now that I'm back, I'd like to divert your attention a little bit, if possible:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I could teach you,
But I'd have to charge.

This is not music. Not at all. This merely makes people dumber for having heard it.

Thank you. You may now get on with your lives.