The Bengals lost pretty badly on Sunday, 28-13. I didn't actually get to watch the game, because it wasn't on TV here in the STL.

Apparently, CBS doesn't do NFL preseason, but instead runs infomercials. Do those really get better ratings? Are there really so many people who prefer watching a half-hour mockumentary on the next great slicer/dicer/mixer than would want to watch professional football?

For God's sake! It's been 7 months! GIVE ME SOME FOOTBALL!!!!!