End of the road for one more
For some reason, Dennis Kucinich remains in the race for the Democratic presidential nomination this year, ending speculation that he's really just a small figment of our collective imagination. I think if we all start saying, "I don't believe in Fairies," though, he might start screaming uncontrollably and burst into flames.

On another Democratic front, Howard Dean has officially terminated his campaign today, citing the fact that he's a loser. On Dean's behalf, I'd like all of my readers to take a deep breath and let loose a primal scream that, with any luck, will be picked up on CNN.