Proof that American Civilization is Going to Poop
Well, it had to happen...really, the inevitability shouldn't have surprised anyone, least of all me. But somehow, I'm still shocked that anyone could possibly sink this low...

A woman in Knoxville, Tennessee, has filed a class-action lawsuit against CBS, Viacom, MTV, Janet Jackson, and Justin Timberlake, the first such lawsuit since Nipplegate's occurence. She contends that the "sexually explicit conduct" of the halftime show has caused her injury, outrage, embarrassment, yada yada yada.

People.

It's a nipple. Everybody has one. We don't all have those neat little shieldy thingies that Janet apparently carries around with her, but still...we've all got teats.

Terri Carlin needs to settle her ass down and get a life. And maybe get laid.

(see the complaint here.)