Gauntlets? Ha!

Chris can throw down all the gauntlets he likes. All he'll get is a bunch of dented gloves.

Ladies and gentlemen, I accept his challenge, and throw down my Isotoners to indicate so.

Dan Marino, if you're reading this, I'm sorry. Please don't hit me.

NFL Pick, week one, the Rolling Stones/Kanye West opening edition:

Oakland at New England: Randy Moss is now a Raider, and Romeo Crennel has given up his position as New England Defensive Coordinator. Coincidence? I think not. Not that it matters, because Tom Brady is still uberdreamy. NE