Michael Jackson Found Freakish!
Did you know that so many people were updating their livejournals right after the MJ verdict, that it took me an average of 2 minutes per journal just to LOAD them? Seriously, I timed it.

People, get a grip. He's an aging pop star with a greedy brother, no sense of self-responsibility, and his own freaking giraffe. He's like Mike Tyson, except without the tattoos.