This man is officially nuts
Some of you may remember a post from a couple of days ago regarding a man who killed his wife because she removed his whanger with a breadknife. If you don't remember it, it's two posts down.

I just read this from The Independent, a South African paper:

A man who lost his penis in a fight with his estranged wife admitted on Friday that he had cut off his own genitals before killing her, police in this central German city said. Authorities said on Wednesday that it was the 50-year-old woman who had sliced off her 37-year-old husband's penis with a breadknife in a domestic dispute before he stabbed her... Police said that the man had acknowledged during questioning that he had maimed himself but did not explain his motive. Surgeons on Wednesday sewed the severed organ back on after the man was detained.

Well, forget what I said about his wife. I owe her an apology. This guy is obviously a complete and total nutball. After all, what self-respecting man would ever willingly remove his own tackle? That's like a bird removing its wings to spite the sky. And then killing the sky.

I hope I never read another story like this in my life, unless it somehow involves the Eiffel Tower, motorboats, and a catfish. Then it would be OK.

(Read the followup article here.)