What Do YOU Call It?

I'm a big fan of bathrooms, just on principle, and also because I find them to be wonderful examples of how far humanity has come...

Just think, it used to be that you had to scrawl "For gud time call Unk at Bonk bonk smash bonk" into the walls of caves with rocks, bones, or fingernails.

Now we can write the same thing in seventy-four colors of Sharpie pens.

I call them johns, heads, cans, toilets, bathrooms, restrooms, or the ever-popular, overly-polite, anti-descriptive "facilities." Depends on my mood, and what color sharpie I have with me at the time.