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It's interesting, but for guys in high school one of the things that you think about a lot - and I mean all the time - is sex. Having it, in particular.

Some guys are blessed (cursed?) with pretty classmates whom one can ogle on a daily basis. Some have pretty neighbors. Some have pretty teachers, though having sex with them is a no-no - not for the guy, but for the teacher. For the guy, it could be something worth bragging about. It can also destroy a kid's psyche, too, and it brings up the "what age is the right age to start really being sexually active" questions that I'm probably not qualified to answer.

Here's the thing.

Some guys have, as it were, all the luck, and end up canoodling with the attractive kind of teacher.

Women like Debra LaFave, who are both educators and, apparently, motorcycle accessories.

Other guys...well, they aim low. Let's put it that way.

Look, I'm sure that Rachel Holt, outside of being a total horndog and having a misplaced sense of right and wrong, is a wonderful person.

But a bit of advice to any high-schoolers who may stumble across this blog:
Do not sleep with your teachers. She'll get fired and you'll be outed. And if she's hot, that means that you and all the generations of students who come after you won't be able to look at her anymore, and instead you'll have to settle for drooling over cheerleaders.

If she's ugly, you'll be forever known as "that junior who boinked the wookie."

It's a lose-lose proposition, man. Just steal your Dad's Playboy.