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Last night, Kirsten's restaurant had its annual winter holiday party.

Last night, to clarify, was Sunday.

Last night, to clarify, was in February.

Perhaps the restaurant, though, is on to something. It's awfully hard to book a party room in December, because of all those wacky Christians celebrating Christmas, and all those wacky Christians' friends tagging along because they don't want to feel awkward and lonely. Now that I think about it, it's a fine idea.

So, save the date: On September 3rd, I'm holding my annual United States Independence Day party. Instead of a barbecue, we'll do the luge! Bring either your own sled or a guy from Switzerland.