It's Turkey Day!
That's right, tomorrow's the day when I get to eat more than a small elephant, sleep until Friday around 4, and basically bumble my way through the weekend.

Oh, yeah...and there's lots and lots of football. Ha ha!


Thursday:
-Indianapolis at Detroit - Remember, Detroit is better on the road than at home. IND
-Chicago at Dallas - So, Bill Parcells was a genius last year, but a moron this year? How is that fair? It's not. But Lovie Smith's bears will reduce the Cowboys to a 3-8 team this weekend. CHI

Sunday
-Cleveland at Cincinnati - Word is that a loss to the Bengals will get Cleveland coach Butch Davis fired. It's even odds that Browns players don't play that hard this week. CIN
-Jacksonville at Minnesota - Randy Moss will be back, and even if he's just an ornament, he's still deserving of double coverage. The return of Byron Leftwich means pretty much nothing. MIN
-Philadelphia at N.Y. Giants - The Eagles are 9-1, and the Giants are going to flounder without Warner at the helm. Tom Coughlin made the single worst decision of the NFL season, by any team, to bench Kurty. PHI
-San Diego at Kansas City - Yeah, the Chargers are a bandwagon team. What can I say? I was wrong about Marty. SD
-Tampa Bay at Carolina - Well, the Panthers DID run wild over the Cardinals last week, but come on! It's Joe Jurevicious! TB
-Tennessee at Houston - The Texans played a pretty good game for 30 minutes last week. Sez here they'll play for 45 minutes this week. HOU
-Washington at Pittsburgh - Pittsburgh is the league's best team. Ben Roethlisberger could go 9-0 as a starter...9-0! As a rookie! PIT
-New Orleans at Atlanta - Aaron Brooks, this is the unemployment line. Courtesy of your cousin, Michael Vick. ATL
-Baltimore at New England - OK, so maybe the Patriots are the NFL's best team. Either way, the Ravens have no running back. NE
-Buffalo at Seattle - Buffalo continues its romp against hte NFC West. That's a division where it's not the best team, but the team that's least bad that gets the playoff bid. BUF
-Miami at San Francisco - This isn't football...this is pain. MIA
-N.Y. Jets at Arizona - Told you he wasn't that bad. Go Q! NYJ
-Oakland at Denver - The AFC west's second-place position is pretty much locked up in this game. DEN

Monday
-St.Louis at Green Bay - Even without Ahman Green, it's really hard to pick the Rams to win this game...coming off a blowout to the freaking BILLS, the Rams are going to have a hard time getting up for the rest of the season. GB

Wow...I'm calling it as a rough day for the NFC West (0-4 this week)